Jessica Phillips

Jul 31, 2014

danhowellsbitch:

BUT CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE AND APPRECIATE 15 YEAR OLD DAN’S HAIR

danhowellsbitch:

BUT CAN WE JUST TAKE A MINUTE AND APPRECIATE 15 YEAR OLD DAN’S HAIR

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Jul 31, 2014

(Source: amazimgphil, via fanofphan)

Jul 31, 2014

danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

new video everyone! if you help me by reblogging this as usual i will look through the notes and stalk a whole bunch of you blogs to say thanks ^^

Jul 30, 2014

nunsnroses:

I bet my patronus would be a harp seal

can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal.

all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and

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hello friend no more sadness today

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Jul 30, 2014

This was in an article about the struggles of contacts. Umm…

This was in an article about the struggles of contacts. Umm…

Jul 29, 2014

Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

(Source: everybodystandsandkeepscore, via phanphoreverandever)

Jul 28, 2014

phanphanphan:

i may be the ugly sibling but

there are literally no upsides to this i am the ugly sibling

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Jul 27, 2014

Jul 27, 2014


Dan Howell - whose name rhymes with hand towel and ((???)) scowl and sand owl - was created when a ((???)) had a baby with Liam Payne from One Direction. When he’s not procrastinating by eating the entire fridge or staying awake until 6am he makes youtube videos on the channel danisnotonfire (which was his username back in the lolrandom.com days).Before becoming a youtuber teenager, Dan worked at DIY shop until one day he sold an axe to a 8 year old. Dan’s greatest hits include “What not to do on the beach” (where he actually went outside), “Sexy internet dating” (where he invited a naked 50 year old called Manesh to our house) and “What is my life” (where he spent 8 minutes pritt sticking various meat products to his face).I know what you are thinking… I want some Dan facts! WELL HERE THEY ARE JENNY! (I just totally freaked out anyone called Jenny). Dan is scared of trees. Dan has two knees.Dan eats cinnamon cereal every day (except on the days I steal his cereal)Dan doesnt like it when you steal his cereal.I am sat next to Dan now and he said if he could have any dog it would be a Shiba Inu.If you haven’t checked out his videos yet then you are missing out - a LOT. Also you might want to check out his pretty cool friend Phil. Get his autograph below! or find someone else called dan and get him to forge it.. just convince yourself it was trueOk bye -Phil
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Phil Lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but that’s okay because he has a lovely personality. His quirky videos and idiosyncratic thatediting style sets from apart from other YouTuber vloggers - that and his unique ((???)) to which seems to attract a worrying amount of strange people and situations (which he retells for your enjoyment). If you look at yourself ((???)) and think “wow I am so weird how do I function” - Phil’s the guy that teaches you to embrace your individualityIf you see Phil this weekend, do not be alarmed if his hand is facing backwards towards his pocket in a claw shape, he can’t help it. And he does not condone irresponsible use of permenant markers on your face.Remember, normalness leads to sadness. -Dan

Dan Howell - whose name rhymes with hand towel and ((???)) scowl and sand owl - was created when a ((???)) had a baby with Liam Payne from One Direction. When he’s not procrastinating by eating the entire fridge or staying awake until 6am he makes youtube videos on the channel danisnotonfire (which was his username back in the lolrandom.com days).
Before becoming a youtuber teenager, Dan worked at DIY shop until one day he sold an axe to a 8 year old. Dan’s greatest hits include “What not to do on the beach” (where he actually went outside), “Sexy internet dating” (where he invited a naked 50 year old called Manesh to our house) and “What is my life” (where he spent 8 minutes pritt sticking various meat products to his face).
I know what you are thinking… I want some Dan facts! WELL HERE THEY ARE JENNY! (I just totally freaked out anyone called Jenny).
Dan is scared of trees.
Dan has two knees.
Dan eats cinnamon cereal every day (except on the days I steal his cereal)
Dan doesnt like it when you steal his cereal.
I am sat next to Dan now and he said if he could have any dog it would be a Shiba Inu.
If you haven’t checked out his videos yet then you are missing out - a LOT. Also you might want to check out his pretty cool friend Phil.
Get his autograph below! or find someone else called dan and get him to forge it.. just convince yourself it was true
Ok bye
-Phil

Phil Lester is the by-product of two related grandparents and a haircut that was cool in 2006, but that’s okay because he has a lovely personality. His quirky videos and idiosyncratic thatediting style sets from apart from other YouTuber vloggers - that and his unique ((???)) to which seems to attract a worrying amount of strange people and situations (which he retells for your enjoyment). If you look at yourself ((???)) and think “wow I am so weird how do I function” - Phil’s the guy that teaches you to embrace your individuality
If you see Phil this weekend, do not be alarmed if his hand is facing backwards towards his pocket in a claw shape, he can’t help it. And he does not condone irresponsible use of permenant markers on your face.
Remember, normalness leads to sadness.
-Dan

(Source: howellsprincess, via adorablehowell)

Jul 27, 2014

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
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watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

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